How do you lose 700 lbs of woman?

Bill, Ted, Jimmy and Tu Tu hit the Texas Whorehouse (aptly named). Delicitudes, margaritas, Jack and Coke, beers. After torturing the waitress for a few hours with our complete retardedness, dirty jokes, and inability to be quiet, we head to .....


the mall?????

haha who knows.

Did you know you can lose a Tu Tu in the mall for an hour? Yea...an hour. We went into Spencers to see if he was in there (apparently he couldn't find it). we asked the worker lady in there if she had seen a 7 ft tall gigantor walking around, she said no but then proceeded in telling us this story.

Apparently, she has an aunt who is 350 lbs (literally) and a neice who is also 350 lbs. They went to walmart one night and they were looking at something. She went off around the corner and then BAM the aunt and neice were GONE. She proceeded to say "How do you lose 700 lbs of women???" (hahaha) which proceeded with us all laughing hysterically!

We continue our search for Tu Tu and find him at the opposite side of where we were...go figure. It was essential to our well-being to continue onward to Sonic to indulge in the milkshakes. LUCKY for us, it was wednesday and at sonic it is FREE ROOTBEER FLOAT WEDNESDAY!!!



While indulging in Free Rootbeer Float Wednesday, Tu Tu decides he wants to jam out to Rockband. There really are no words for this. Well, other than hilarious. Keep in mind...we are in the mall. He even scared off a little girl.... and got laughed by some rednecks.

so special...at their special midget table.


And just for Jimmy!


Go Tu Tu GO!!!!
Forgot to flip it...oopss

Build a Boy

This one is for the ladies. Ever meet a guy and you are like "oh he has a nice body but good god he is an idiot" and then you meet another guy and you say "Oh he is so smart but good god he is ugly". Then you meet the "He's got a great personality but meh, he's ok". Or the "Wow he really rocks my world (horizontally, that is) but what an asshole!"

Ever wanted to mash all these things together?

Take that first guys looks with the second guys brains, the third guys personality and the fourth guys...well talents and put them all together?

Well now you can with Build-A-Boy!!

Build the perfect man, especially tailored for YOU!

Coming to a mall near you. We will be in between Build-A-Bear and Spencers!

Bill and Ted's Adventures in Epic Fail-land!

Monday night. "Date" night.

Bill and Ted head to the movie theater to see Night at the Museum 2. They are about 5 minutes late because the people at the japanese place were so freaking slow. They rush into theater one and are walking around aimlessly because the movie has already started and its dark. They finally find seats and sit down to enjoy the movie.

It seems that Bill and Ted have missed a lot because of being five minutes late. But they sit through it and try to figure out what's going on. After about 20 minutes the music begins to change and they sense the happily ever after is coming. The guy has saved the day, and the statues.

OMG! They then realize.....

They went in the wrong theater......they just sat through the end of the freaking movie and completely missed the first half of the movie in the correct theater. They are sober....

EPIC FAIL!

We are idiots!